honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible
i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”
I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.
No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.
…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.
mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone
I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them
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Courtney Reagan lives up to their name by making sound like this is an opportunity for Wal-mart workers
Employees aren’t forced to do it though. It’s an optional thing and they’ll be paid for it as overtime. Do yo research!!
“Optional” will always turn into “employees who opt out will be fired over those who don’t.” Then they’ll add driving as a requirement for any employee, leaving anyone who can’t drive ‘unqualified’ for the register.
How do you measure how much extra time they spend during their drive home? Will they be compensated for gas? Will they be trained and compensated as delivery drivers?
We did our research.
“Wal-Mart compensates the employees for it but declined to elaborate how it works.”
Wow, not sketchy at all!
Seriously though, as someone above said this is just another ploy to bleed workers dry and not have to pay for pesky things like trained truck drivers.
A little kid at my painting camp pulled me over to the side and said “I don’t know how to ask this, but are you a boy or a girl?? I can’t tell.”
And I was thrilled because I had passed the “child pointing out your appearance means gender” test as well as being approachable enough that he could ask. So I sat down and told him I was neither and explained that growing up I was told I was a girl but that I’m not, but I’m not a boy either. And he just looked at me and said “so you’re just a person.” Swear to god I had the biggest smile on my face when I told him that’s exactly what I was.
For the rest of the day he just called me Izzy instead of Ms something or any gendered title and I got a hug at the end of camp.
So if you say gender is too confusing for children to understand, I have a first grader who would tell you otherwise.
Sweet story of the day!
I work in childcare and one day this little kid comes and tugs on my jeans and asks, “Are you a girl or a boy?” And I answered, “well, sometimes I’m a boy and sometimes I’m a girl.” “So what are you right now?” “A boy.” And every once in a while since then, the kid will look up from playing or greet me with, “Are you a boy or a girl today?” and nod v seriously when I answer and then go back to playing
At a place where I volunteer we were playing a game of freeze tag and one of the instructors called out that all the girls are “it” but I continued unfreezing kids. One girl went up to me and asked if I was a boy or a girl and I just replied “I’m a volunteer”. She just nodded and went back to playing tag. Sometimes if you don’t have the time to get into gender specifics, kids are chill with any answer.
they make our sex and our marriage and our love illegal and they murder us and they do nothing when we die in the tens of thousands from AIDS and when they can’t do that anymore they write out their fantasies of killing us on primetime television so that everyone can live vicariously through the world they’ve created where no gay person gets a happy ending
and then they tell us we’re getting too upset over a tv show
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